The next Subo II sighting is Janey Cutler, so how many is that so far? I've lost count. The 81 year old grandma sings Edith Piaf's Je Ne Regrette Rien tonight, which it seems is the message as well: she's had a long life see. Hard times, good times, but she regrets nuffink. Great, but the CSE grade morons that inhabit the audience stalls may not pick that up, and think she regrets Ryan. This is another example of a rabble rousing anthem, like the White Cliffs of Dover a few weeks back.
Simon Cowell also tried to help the nation this week with some homespun wisdom about what he hopes for post- election UK. Simon wants to
"unlock talent, promote family values, stimulate business and reduce knife crime"What about world peace and caring for all the orphaned ponies? Simon Cowell stands in opposition to the Bastard school of thought that advoctaes crushing talent, promoting the lone wolf mentality, strangling business with red tape, and free flick knifes for sink estates. Simon Cowell's Platitude Party may fare well if we are forced to adopt proportional representation, he may choose to form an alliance with the Stating The Bloody Obvious Coalition
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