Christopher Biggins

Marco Pierre White says he has never heard of most the celebs on his Kitchen Burnout show - because he does not own a TV. Imagine! He' ll miss out on Paul Burlings next act then, which is supposed to contain Del Boy, Tony Blair and Chris Tarrant. Burling has been given odds of 10/1 against Twist & Pulse (20/1)! Perhaps Marco prefers higher culture? the theatre perhaps? How about this offering:

Best Of British Variety Tour 2010

Bradford, Clacton, and Wolverhampton are amongst the exciting venues! The show features Paul Daniels, The Krankies, The Grumbleweeds, Syd Little and Dana. Who could ask for more?

One ray of light is the amusing racanteur and bon viveur, Christopher Biggins. The gargantuan ham that is Biggins will hopefully hold the thing together. "As false as Biggin's laugh" is an old saying in hack circles, however CB has never pretended to be anything other a rather wonderful fluffy national treasure. I wonder how he gets on with Paul Daniels' ego.