Showing posts with label Janey Cutler. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Janey Cutler. Show all posts

Monday, May 10, 2010

Janey Cutler USA

Janey Cutler is now the subject of a bidding war!! US based tv networks anxious for a little of the Subo II magic are on the phone! I strongly suspect that Janey is a wise old bird and will regard the attention with a worldly eye. She should be wary that she does not get launched into a maelstrom of media frenzy and end up having her life turned upside down. I must say that I like her! Even though she is NOT singing the same song as the little sparrow, La Môme Piaf, Edith Piaf.

Mention should also be made of the wonderfully deadpan, James Boyd. His world record attempts at eating After Eight Mints are comic, his sardonic manner is actually a talent in itself. This is not just another eccentric and I suspect that he will become a feature, perhaps next year it will be another confectionary choice. I wonder what Janey's favourite sweet is?

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Janey Cutler - Subo 2



The next Subo II sighting is Janey Cutler, so how many is that so far? I've lost count. The 81 year old grandma sings Edith Piaf's Je Ne Regrette Rien tonight, which it seems is the message as well: she's had a long life see. Hard times, good times, but she regrets nuffink. Great, but the CSE grade morons that inhabit the audience stalls may not pick that up, and think she regrets Ryan. This is another example of a rabble rousing anthem, like the White Cliffs of Dover a few weeks back.


Simon Cowell also tried to help the nation this week with some homespun wisdom about what he hopes for post- election UK. Simon wants to
"unlock talent, promote family values, stimulate business and reduce knife crime"
What about world peace and caring for all the orphaned ponies? Simon Cowell stands in opposition to the Bastard school of thought that advoctaes crushing talent, promoting the lone wolf mentality, strangling business with red tape, and free flick knifes for sink estates. Simon Cowell's Platitude Party may fare well if we are forced to adopt proportional representation, he may choose to form an alliance with the Stating The Bloody Obvious Coalition

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Nestov Ratz is a world renowned campanologist originally from the Romanisch speaking region of Switzerland. Nestov has been acclaimed by high society for his zither playing. In 2007 Nestov wowed holidaymakers in Benidorm with his act, Nestov & Mr Strawberry, an act comprising a zither and a singing parrot.