Paul Daniels

More revelations from The Daily Mirror interview with Paul Daniels. It seems he was interviewed by a lady journalist named Danielle Gusmaroli. During the interview Daniels remarks:

“All women have boobs, you have boobs. Go on, show me,” he says nodding at my chest.

The shocked journalist writes "I am speechless and stare at him agog"

All this fuss is due to the fact that Daniels is appearing in an advert for Walker's Crisps. He is pushing chicken teriyaki flavour in some form of silly costume. Daniels himself is not happy about the contents of the interview and has published a reply to Danielle calling her a "Wicked Witch" Further, he finds it necessary to remark that she is "half French and half Italian" and therefore knows nothing about the "entertainment business" Curious logic indeed.

I am not sure why Walker's Crisps would want to be associated with this sort of thing. Is Paul Daniels looking to take over where Bernard Manning left off?

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Paul Daniels Quiz Night...

"rough, tasteless, bawdy and scruffy" is a famous comment made by the diminutive berk, but what was Paul talking about?

1. Himself
2. Janet Street-Porter
3. His bedroom activities
4. Blackpool
5. Robert Mugabe

In which place was Paul Daniels "forced to hand out flyers"(according to local media) for his magic show, achieving a total of 139 seats out of 400?

1. New York
2. Hong Kong
3. Milan
4. Paisley, Renfrewshire.
5. Tokyo

When Paul Daniels applied for the role of Albus Dumbledore in the Harry Potter films,

He

1. Tried to rewrite the script to feature Debbie Mcgee
2. Declined due an existing commitment in Great Yarmouth
3. Refused to appear without platform heels
4. "never had a reply"
5. Invoked the spirit of Mother Shipton

Who said that Paul Daniels is "one of the funniest men in show business"

1. Kim il Sung
2. Prince Phillip
3. The Patriach of Antioch
4. his website
5. Dame Vera Lynn

Who said about his wife "She was wearing the sort of sleeping blindfold you get on long-haul flights. Printed on it was Do Not Disturb. But further down her body she had a sign that said Disturb!"

1. Fred West
2. Nick Griffin
3. Larry Grayson
4. Paul Daniels
5. Nelson Mandela

Who said Ally McBeal or Friends "is as clever as anything Shakespeare wrote"

1. Dr David Starkey
2. Will Self
3. Lord St John of Fawsley
4. Paul Daniels
5. Rowan Williams, Archbishop of Canterbury