NUBO is Susan Boyle's Cousin

According to American sources Janey Cutler (aka NUBO) is in fact Susan Boyle's cousin! Where this idea sprang from I have no idea, but so reports the website nerdles.com. Perhaps we should not be so hard on our American cousins, perhaps they think everyone in the UK is related! Take this from our own Daily Telegraph:

Janey Cutler shot to instant fame when her rendition of Edith Piaf’s Non Je Ne Regrette Rien on Saturday’s show...

Janey sang no such thing, the lyrics were nothing like the original in translation. Anyway, news for anyone looking to get slim for summer! Russell Grant will be dishing out homemade advice in The Frog and Crown (a virtual room at an online bingo website called Tea and Bingo). The old fatso will also be available to advise you on other things of course, is it your lucky day? Will you meet a tall dark stranger? Is Aunt Ethel's cat psychic.... and all that sort of thing.