Friday, April 23, 2010

Russell Grant, Pet Pyschic and Exorcist




Absurd psychic Russell Grant is said (by The Daily Star) to be about to perform exorcism on Katie Price's home! According to the ghastly Katie (aka Jordan) ghosties switch on equipment in the middle of the night.

“I will light candles and attempt to find out who is causing the mischief and then purify the place.” says Russell

Of course you will. I always thought that exorcism was a Cathlic rite? "Lord" Russell Grant has many titles and even has been known to be confused with the Astrologer Royal (a title which does not exist) "Since 1978 Russell Grant has been entitled as the Astrologer Royal as a result of being the first astrologer for over 400 years to be publicly honoured"(i) blurts out one of his websites. Perhaps he has now ordained himself? I wonder what entitled means? " Answer: To give a name or title to....so who gave him that "title"?

Russell calls himself "Britain's Astrologer Royal" at http://twitter.com/astrotarot This is all based on the fact that he once met the Queen Mother at the Ideal Home Exhibition in the 1970s. So it is very easy to get a right royal title it seems. It must do wonders for him in the United States, along with his msyterious title "The Lord of Ashford in Staines in Middlesex" I wonder if he has an ermine robe? Wouldn't it be simply lovely if he was able to turn up at the House of Lords and do readings! Unfortunately that is not possible due to

1. Other commitments
2. Baroness Mystic Meg of Cleethorpes already holds the post
3. Another reason


(i) http://www.russellgranttravelclub.com/

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