Saturday, April 17, 2010

Dog may win Britains Got Talent




Hopefuls for Britains Got Talent 2010 need to be aware that Simon Cowell is on the look out for a dog for 2010. As we all know Simon is mighty fond of canines.

The Press Association reports that Cowell said:

I want to find the next Lassie. I would like a talented dog act to win.


The potato mash eating parrot, one of the reported nutcase acts this year, may have some stiff competition. I have often wondered how Pebbles, Susan Boyle's cat, regarded her sudden rise to fame. Cats can be mighty jealous and tempremental. Britains Got Talent should employ the services of Russell Grant, Britains "most loved" astrolger. Russell not only reads the heavens he also knows what cats and dogs are thinking and offers a "pet pyschic" service. If a dog does win this year the show should have Russell on hand to help.

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Nestov Ratz is a world renowned campanologist originally from the Romanisch speaking region of Switzerland. Nestov has been acclaimed by high society for his zither playing. In 2007 Nestov wowed holidaymakers in Benidorm with his act, Nestov & Mr Strawberry, an act comprising a zither and a singing parrot.