Edelweiss with crickets

Here it is, the long awaited single from Britain's Got Talent "singing sensation" Hollie Whatshername. Courtesy of Pushy Mum Productions this beautiful piece of music will delight grandmas across the land.

Notice the crickets that drown out Hollie's voice? They are a bizzare attempt to prevent people from downloading the song, you need to pay in cold cash you see. Apart from that, the piano playing reminds me of the late great Les Dawson, it totally ruins the song.