Showing posts with label The David Dickinson Show. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The David Dickinson Show. Show all posts

Monday, May 17, 2010

David Dickinson Show



The David Dickinson Show did not disappoint, I thought it would be rubbish and it was. To be honest I had no idea who any of the celeb guests were, the only face I recognised was the Duke's! Seal The Deal was a confusing affair with a predictable ending. The ending was classic Dickinson, wads of cash and a premium rate phone line with an absurdly easy question. The question today was something that must have really tested the minds of geriatric armchair Britain. The Daily Dickinson section was an "ooh missus" style romp and perhaps the most interesting bit. Not sure who the guests offering their insight were at all, although there was a lot of innuendo. The show ended with a rugby player dresses as a woman routine. I absolutely hate Paul O'Grady and this seems to be the inspiration for much of the larks. I like The Duke and wish him well, I hope it gets better.

Russell Grant is at it again. This time he is grafting his services onto the Chelsea Flower Show.

Many items in the Cancerian’s garden will have sentimental value. The bird bath might have been a gift from a grandparent, the pear tree planted to commemorate a birth in the family, the lavender, a reminder of an aunt’s favourite perfume.


Ha! I wonder how he comes up with this rubbish! Paul Burling may not be funny, but Russell Grant is a great source of unintended mirth.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

The David Dickinson Show

More madness from ITV. The David Dickinson Show starts next week and will be an unholy alliance of chit chat, antiques, and topical debate. Who are the luminaries that will grace The Duke's court? The Hairy Bikers and Wayne Sleep are amongst the glittering stars coming to your afternoon box next week. The show will also feature ‘Seal The Deal’ giving viewers the opportunity to call a premium rate phone line. Most alarming of all:

"viewers can also expect topical views as David and his team of pundits and celebrity commentators give us their take on the day’s news and views"


Can expect? Sounds like a flood warning! David Dickinson is the sort of person who belongs at the end of a pier with candy floss and other pointless distractions. Aunt Ethel's pot pig turns out to be worth a pretty penny and all that. I am most interested to see what his views are - medallion man perhaps? I hope he proves me wrong, as I rather like his OTT permatan style. Good luck to him, but I fear the worst.

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