Thursday, October 14, 2010

Celebrity Coach Trip


According to The Daily Star Russell Grant was due to appear on the tasteful "Celebrity Coach Trip". However, his name does not appear among the first five:

The Chuckle Brothers - fine fellows actually.

Bianca Gascoigne and Imogen Thomas - who?

Ricky Groves and Alex Ferns - ex Eastenders. The blurb comments: "both have left their characters behind and are now working on other projects" What might that be one wonders: "a stint in the panto Aladdin this Christmas where they'll both be playing the same role but at different theatres" How strange is that!

Friends Carol Harrison and Ingrid Tarrant - Carol is also ex Eastenders (Tiffany's mother) Ingrid is Chris Tarrant's wife. "Ingrid has been to 107 countries" is one of her many claims to "fame"

Raphael 'Raef' Bjayou and Benjamin Duncan - oh well, that's the bottom of the barrel well and truly scaped.

I wonder what happened to Russell, perhaps he will get picked up in a layby outside Stuttgart?

"Celebrity Coach Trip" promises to keep up the usual standard of Channel Four (i.e no standards whatsoever) Coach Trip is one long trite "Don't Drink The Water" 1970's style insult to the intelligence. Sausage making in Germany and other stereotypical nonsense with some old drama queen called Brendan. The usual trippers make Jeremy Kyle's guests look cultured and by the look of it Celebrity Coach Trip will be sticking to that rule.

No comments:

Followers

About Me

Nestov Ratz is a world renowned campanologist originally from the Romanisch speaking region of Switzerland. Nestov has been acclaimed by high society for his zither playing. In 2007 Nestov wowed holidaymakers in Benidorm with his act, Nestov & Mr Strawberry, an act comprising a zither and a singing parrot.