Britains Got Talent 2010 Finalists

Kieran Gaffney - plucky drummer lad who won't give up, limited appeal despite being a fighter.

Spelbound - astonishing talent and it doesn't matter if they win or not (their career path is already there)

Tobias Mead - hugely talented and likeable dancer, impressive change of style in the semi finals. BRITAIN HAS TALENT!

Tina and Chandi - Barbara Woodhouse meets Lassie at the dog pound, not a dry eye in the house. Novelty.

Liam McNally - confident and relaxed manner, amazing voice, down to earth and likeable.

Connected - silly boy band act, money spinner for the promoters, hackneyed and dreadful.

Paul Burling - Hi-de-Hi meets embarrassing drunken uncle, total waste of time. Laugh and you take comedy back to the dark ages of Jimmy Tarbuck and Jim Davidson.

Christopher Stone - desperate bald man from Harrogate trying, and failing, to pull a SuBo. Good singer, last chance saloon complex, staged and unsettling personality.

Janey Cutler - doughty pensioner that makes you realise why we won the war, great voice, unassuming and charming character. A star! BRITAIN HAS TALENT!

Twist and Pulse - edgy duo, peculiar and very brand worthy. The future? Let's hope so.