Lady reading "The Merchant of Venice" fends off attempted spanking
This weeks Britain's Got Talent (should be Britain has Talent) is a smorgasboard of self concious crap by the looks of it:
High Shakespeare : A gentleman reading Shakespeare whilst spanking a woman, is this suitable for family viewing? I think not! Angry of Mayfair (Kenny Everett's (i) brilliant study would not have approved) Wonder if High Shakespeare will read any lines from Bottom in Midsummer Night's Dream?
(i) See Verity Treacle for Kenny at his best.
Laika : a Collie Labrador who plays the guitar (competition for Tina & Chandi) and a sob story for the tabloids involving a dog and Simon Cowell. Watch out for this in next weeks red tops.
Maxxie : Miss Gaga impersonator, yeah whatever
The Arrangement : Classical singers spouting pop, been been before lovies.
Plus a pig and a horse as well. Simon Cowell's circus is in town, roll up, roll up, so what about the bearded lady? A freak show for telly land on ITV tonight.
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