The shocking news that awaits us all over cornflakes and coffee, Simon Cowell may, or may not, quit Britains Got Talent sometime in the future. The Daily Mail, home of quality journalism, has the scoop. He gives helpful advice to anyone thinking of taking his shoes,
"In terms of who would replace me, I don't know to be honest with you. You have really got to know what you are talking about and you have really got to be able to spot a star"
A platitude is a trite statement that is presented as if it were significant and original. Knowing what you are talking about rules out the large majority of celebs. Who do you think should replace him? Perhaps a shortlist should be drawn up and we can all vote (using a premium rate phone line) for his replacement.
Paul Manning, News and News Sources, says the Daily Mail is for the "lower-middle class market resulting from mass education, combining a low retail price with plenty of competitions, prizes and promotional gimmicks"
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