The David Dickinson Show

More madness from ITV. The David Dickinson Show starts next week and will be an unholy alliance of chit chat, antiques, and topical debate. Who are the luminaries that will grace The Duke's court? The Hairy Bikers and Wayne Sleep are amongst the glittering stars coming to your afternoon box next week. The show will also feature ‘Seal The Deal’ giving viewers the opportunity to call a premium rate phone line. Most alarming of all:

"viewers can also expect topical views as David and his team of pundits and celebrity commentators give us their take on the day’s news and views"

Can expect? Sounds like a flood warning! David Dickinson is the sort of person who belongs at the end of a pier with candy floss and other pointless distractions. Aunt Ethel's pot pig turns out to be worth a pretty penny and all that. I am most interested to see what his views are - medallion man perhaps? I hope he proves me wrong, as I rather like his OTT permatan style. Good luck to him, but I fear the worst.